Yuniesky Betancourt
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Current starting shortstop for the Seattle Mariners. Commits many errors on mundane plays and is a prototypically hacktastic Mariners' hitter. As a rookie, was widely regarded as the second coming of Ozzie Smith; now possesses the range of an injured sloth. Favorite foods are bananas and sandwiches.
In 2007, Yuni Forgot Where He Came From
Is exceedingly silly and quite inquisitive. Often seen in the company of this man:
On the off-chance Betancourt hits a home run, the Yuni Bomber may appear:
