Willie Bloomquist is the Seattle Mariners' utility man, meaning he is capable of playing multiple positions on the field. His value is mainly derived from this versatility. In terms of defense, Willie isn't particularly great at any of these positions (most commonly shortstop, second, third and center field) but he does a passable job. He is also valuable for his ability to steal a base when called upon in late game situations. He has been voted the worst player in major league baseball.
So while Willie does have value as a 25th man on the M's roster, his inability to do much at all with the bat will hurt the team when he sees more playing time than just spot starts when the regulars need a day off. His lifetime .327 Slugging Percentage is among the worst in the majors and his .309 On-Base Percentage suggests he is much better suited as a pinch runner than someone who should be expected to get on base on his own.
However, Willie is from Port Orchard, WA, so his local ties make him a fan favorite. This "local hero" status has perhaps led to him receiving a larger contract and more playing time than he would on other Major League teams.
Mariners fans' frustrations towards Willie have boiled over in a number of often sarcastic nicknames:
- Willie Ballgame
- Willie Boom-Boom
- The Ignitor
- Princess Willie
- Big Willie Boomstick
- Willie Doomquist
- Mom, I blow quail slit
He tragically either lacks the funk or has no desire to be in its presence.
Cindy Brunson, the hot ESPNEWS anchor who possesses the sexy librarian look, was once Willie Bloomquist’s baby sitter.
Sadly, 2008 appears to be Willie's final season in Seattle. According to a Jim Street article published on the official Seattle Mariners website, little Willie Ballgame wasn't pleased that Lee Pelekoudas transferred him to the 60-DL instead of letting him come back to the team late in September. As of September 11, 2008, Willie Bloomquist has gone home for the season, parting ways from Seattle for perhaps the final time.
Godspeed, Willie Boom Boom. May your lack of talent and scrappyness land you a gig on some NL ballclub.
