Raul Ibanez
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Raul Ibanez is the perfect example of a classic maxim brought to life. The phrase in question, of course, is this one: "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, you'll know it was truly meant to be."
Raul came back to us. It was meant to be.
The heir apparent to Edgar Martinez when it comes to being the face of the franchise. Will likely die a Mariner although it appears after his start to the 2007 season he might already be dead. Has been known to lie about wanting sexual relations with Felix Hernandez
Raul has two memes: You must type out his name with multiple "U"s, usually one for each of his homeruns or however you want to do it. The second is Werewolves Of London.
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