Jeff Cirillo

Complete nut job 3rd baseman that played for Seattle 2002-2003. Acquired during the Off Season Of Doom That Was Forgotten For Some Reason (2002). Failed to ever do anything useful but never failed to come up with excuses for his short comings. Lou Pinella would enjoy making him sad which wasn't very hard considering he had that mental toughness of a box of used tissues. Even his own teammates would call him crazy behind his back.

He was the inspiration for the title of Leone For Third so in that light, technically he was useful for something.