Jamie Moyer

Aging mediocre pitcher who came over from the Boston Red Sox in a trade for fan favorite Darren Bragg in 1996. Despite throwing a fastball that is arguably slower than Jose Vidro lugging his fat ass to first base, Moyer defied all odds and became a constant in the Mariners rotation until 2006. Meanwhile, pitchers with a billion times better stuff(see Meche, Gil and Pineiro, Joel) continued to suck, making Moyer even more valuable to the Mariners rotation.

He is also noted for his work with charities in the Seattle area, which he still continues today despite pitching in Philadelphia.

Won more games in a Mariner uniform than any other pitcher.