Horacio Ramirez

Horacio Ramirez is a starting pitcher for the Mariners. He is similar to Jose Vidro in that the team traded away one of its most promising young talents to acquire him, even though he is not what you would call a "good" player.

His name is often abbreviated, appropriately, as "Ho". Other monikers include "Whoreacio" and "Horrid Ratio."

He really really sucks.